Category Archives: Randoms

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The Best Thing I Read All Day!

Written by: Stoic Taco

OK I know I normally post movie reviews but this was hands down the best thing I read all day and I just had to share it with you all.

Not going to say anything else, just enjoy.

I guess it must have been a really big curb huh?

Sometimes you get karma and other days karma gets you…

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Zombie in Custody?

Greetings all,

Just when you think that Government Public Service departments don’t have a sense of humour…

It’s a good feeling knowing that the Boston Police are protecting all their citizens from all manner of crime, living and dead.

Good job guys!

Written by: Stoic Taco

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Christina Aguilera Arrested

Greetings all,

I can tell you right now that I never thought that I would be writing about Christina Aguilera being arrested for being drunk in public.

Christina Aguilera & Matthew Rutler: Holding Hands!

The details and reason for the arrest are far too weird not to share…the full story can be found here

The story thus far, Christina Aguilera and boyfriend Matthew Rutler were driving home in the early hours this morning. Mr Rutler was driving and Miss Aguilera was a passenger. Apparently they were pulled over and arrests were made;

Mr Rutler – arrested for driving under the influence

Miss Aguilera – arrested for public intoxication

First up, I am not trying to excuse anyone for drink driving, there’s absolutely no excuse BUT how can someone who is a passenger in a car be charged with public intoxication? I guess it depends on what you define as public intoxication…

California Penal Code 647(f)  which is the code for public intoxication, as explained here;

Who is found in any public place under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, controlled substance, toluene, or any combination of any intoxicating liquor, drug, controlled substance, or toluene, in a condition that he or she is unable to exercise care for his or her own safety or the safety of others, or by reason of his or her being under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, controlled substance, toluene, or any combination of any intoxicating liquor, drug, or toluene, interferes with or obstructs or prevent the free use of any street, sidewalk, or other public way.

It’s one thing for Miss Aguilera to be taken to the Sheriff’s Station if SHE CHOSE to stay with her boyfriend, otherwise shouldn’t they have just put her in a taxi and sent her home? (or other vehicle that celebrities use?)

Is it just me or do you think that someone still might be mad at Christina for making a bit of a boo-boo at the SuperBowl??

Just a thought…

Written by: Stoic Taco

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Happy Valentine’s Day

Greetings all,

Yes I know that it’s technically not Valentine’s Day now…but I saw this and just needed to share it…maybe those little candy hearts do have a place in society after all…

If not in society then definitely in my workplace, I know a couple of people that could appreciate this…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

 

Written by: Stoic Taco

“I’ll have mine with ketchup and sour cream”

 

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The MacGyver of Cheaters!

Greetings all,

All I have to say is this….it’s a good time to be sitting for your HSC…

That is all.

 

demotivational posters - CHEATING

 

Written by: Stoic Taco

“I’ll have mine with ketchup and sour cream”

 

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IKEA Stonehenge

Greetings all,

We are knew that Stonehenge has been around for many many years and baffled thousands who have visited and studied it as to its purpose…

My friends, wonder no more…we may not have access to it’s purpose but we certainly now have access to its instruction manual!

Who knew that Ikea was that old too??

 

Written by: Stoic Taco

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Source: http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2011/02/ikea-stonehenge/

 

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Jon Lajoie

I want to introduce you to a comedian that I have been following for quite some time.

As his popularity continues to grow I want to let you in on Canada’s hidden talent, a man who I was introduced to through YouTube and now holds a special place in my funny bone and iTunes collection.

Ladies and gentleman, Mr Jon Lajoie!

Jon’s popularity has been growing ever since the release of hi rap parody clip Everyday Normal Guy and now he has a solid fan base on YouTube, Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.  He has released two albums You Want Some of This? and I Kill People, stars on the TV show The League and performs regular stand up shows.

Ever since I laid eyes on his YouTube clip Show Me Your Genitals featuring his character MC Vagina, I have been hooked.  I love his parodies on life and the music world and love the way he has embraced the online world to extend his fan base, posting regular updates on his Twitter page also allows for his fans to get a little piece of Lajoie between videos.

I really want Jon to venture to Australia and would love nothing more than for his Australian fan base to grow so uncontrollably that he has no choice but to come Down Under.

Hit up his YouTube account NOW and remember “guns don’t kill people; I kill people…with guns!”

Check Out Jon Lajoie:

Official Website – http://www.jonlajoie.com/

YouTube – http://www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie

Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2427492401

MySpace – http://www.myspace.com/jonlajoiecomedy

Twitter – http://twitter.com/jonlajoiecomedy

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Hey Mario! Nice to see…hang on…

Greetings all,

Have you ever have one of those moments where you spent some time trying to figure out why something didn’t look quite right?

I have…see if you can see what’s wrong with this picture?

Nice disguise, Stormtrooper.

It took me some time to figure out but I finally have…LUIGI IS MISSING!

I wonder where he is…

 

Written by: Stoic Taco

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What Type of iPhone User Are You?

Greetings all,

In the spirit of all things iPhone I just should I would share this little gem that I came across and I am sure that all of you who use an iPhone can identify with.

 

If there was one for the Android, I would most definitely be the “The Overuser” but for my current iPhone I believe I sit comfortably in the “The Desk Job” at this point in time.

Which catergory do you fit in?

Written by: Stoic Taco
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Dad of the Year?

Greetings all,

I don’t know if we are taking votes on Parent of the Year but Casey Fleser get my vote!

This super dad decided to hand paint his son’s room in the theme of the Super Mario Bros just because he thought that “it would be cool”.

 

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Total cost to make this magic happen? $1100! Money well spent in my book.

Casey, you get my vote for dad of the year!

 

Written by: Stoic Taco

“I’ll have mine with ketchup and sour cream”

 

Source: http://curbed.com/archives/2011/02/09/dad-paints-super-mario-bros-mural-in-sons-room-by-hand.php

 

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